Stat Crusher - Schoolroom Standoff and the Written Score
Diesel soot hung thick over the parking lot at High School No. 6, mixed with the smell of wet gravel and melted slush. Sleek municipal sedans and armored private trucks were already jammed bumper-to-bumper along the perimeter fence, dropped off by parents who could actually afford four-wheel drive and heater coils.
“Cole! Hey, Cole!” A hand the size of a catcher’s mitt slammed down onto Garrett’s shoulder, nearly knocking his breath out.
Mason Gable towered a good six inches over everyone else in the courtyard, his broad chest stretching the seams of a faded denim jacket. His knuckle skin was raw, split open from slamming the iron heavy-bags all night.
“Man, I slept maybe two hours,” Mason grumbled, rubbing his bloodshot eyes with his sleeve.
“Dreamed I hit the force-pad and the sensor read ninety-eight kilos. Ninety-eight! My dad would’ve thrown me off the balcony.” Garrett rolled his shoulder to loosen Mason’s heavy grip, a faint smile touching his mouth.
“You hit four hundred on the heavy bag last Tuesday, Mase. Stop chewing your fingernails.”
“Yeah, but what if my left hook slips? What if Tempest Lodge doesn’t even look at my card? My old man’s counting on that signing bonus to pay off the roof repairs before the frost hits.”
“They’ll look,” Garrett said, his voice steady.
“You’ll get in. Both of us will.” A sudden lull rippled through the crowd near the main stairs.
Serena Sterling stepped off the raised walkway, her dark hair pulled back in a neat, practical weave, a dark green wool coat buttoned to her collar. She didn’t travel with an entourage of sycophants like the upper-district kids did. She just carried a black leather binder under her arm, her slate-gray eyes scanning the courtyard until they locked onto Garrett.
She walked straight toward them.
“Garrett,” she said, her voice clear and measured, like cold water hitting glass.
“You look… different today.”
“Different how?”
“Less tired,” she observed, her eyes narrowing just a fraction.
“Are you ready for the physicals?”
“Ready enough.” Before Mason could throw in a dumb joke, heavy leather boots crunched over the gravel behind them.
“Serena! Hey—I’ve been looking all over for you.” Julian Drake pushed past a pair of nervous second-years, his tailored jacket draped loosely over his shoulders.
On anyone else, the outfit would have looked regal. On Julian, it looked absurd—mostly because the entire left side of his jaw was swollen into a mottled, purple-and-yellow bruise that even a heavy coat of foundation couldn’t hide. His eyes darted past Serena and snapped straight to Garrett, turning ugly in an instant.
“What are you doing talking to these bottom-feeders?” Julian snapped, stepping between Garrett and Serena.
He adjusted his collar, wincing slightly when his sleeve grazed his bruised cheek.
“My dad arranged a private booth over by the Wyrmslayer Syndicate table for lunch. Gideon Holt is scouting for them today—he’s a full Rank-1 Warlord, Garrett. I can introduce you. He owes my old man a few favors.” Serena didn’t even blink.
“I don’t need your father’s favors, Julian. And I certainly don’t need a seat at Wyrmslayer’s table.”
“Come on, don’t be like that,” Julian pressed, his voice rising.
“I spent all last night trying to fix things. That… that whole dark-net thread? That wasn’t even me! Someone hacked my account!” Mason let out a roar of laughter that turned half the courtyard’s heads.
“Hacked? Right! Is that what your old man called it before he pasted your face across the living room wall?”
“Shut up, Gable!” Julian flushed, the purple bruise on his jaw darkening ominously.
Garrett leaned against a rusted lantern post, crossing his arms. His Silver-tinged Bronze mind-core pulsed once, quiet and hidden, making his perception of Julian’s frantic breathing painfully clear.
“Five million credits for a bottle of Sterling serum,” Garrett said, his tone casual, almost bored.
“And you listed it for a hundred bucks on a public board just to throw a tantrum. I hear your dad’s right hook hits at least three hundred kilos, Drake. Looks like he didn’t miss.” Julian’s teeth ground together so hard his jaw muscle twitched.
“You think you’re clever, Cole? You think because you score okay on biology papers you’re going places? You’re trash from the 28th floor. I’ve already put the word out. The small lodges—Azure Sky, Bit-Crest, all of them—they won’t even print your evaluation sheet. My dad controls the District 4 licensing bureau. You’ll be lucky if they let you scrub toilets at a border outpost.” Garrett didn’t flinch.
He stepped forward, just an inch, his gaze locking onto Julian’s eyes. For a brief second, Garrett didn’t look like a seventeen-year-old high school kid from the tenements. His eyes held the cold, ancient stillness of a veteran who had watched star-clusters collapse at the edge of the galaxy. Julian instinctively flinched back, his heel catching on an icy patch of pavement.
He nearly lost his footing, his hands flailing before he caught himself.
“Try it,” Garrett said softly.
“See if your dad’s bureau can stop what’s coming.” Julian spat on the gravel, hissed something incoherent, and turned on his heel, striding away toward the upper-class parking pavilion with his head down.
Mason chuckled, cracking his knuckles.
“Man, his dad really gave him a walloping.” Serena watched Julian’s retreating back, her expression serious.
She turned to Garrett, leaning in slightly so her voice didn’t carry over the cold wind.
“He’s not entirely bluffing,” she said softly.
“His father really does have influence over the local mid-tier guilds. If your test scores are just… average, Julian can make things very difficult for you. You need a score so high the major lodges step in directly.”
“I know,” Garrett said.
Serena looked at him for a long moment, sensing something unyielding beneath his quiet surface, then gave a brief nod and walked toward the examination hall.
Fluorescent tubes hummed a steady, headache-inducing B-flat above three hundred digital terminals in the central gymnasium. Outside, the morning sleet was turning into thick, heavy slush, pounding against the high reinforced windows. Inside, the only sounds were the dry tap-tap-tap of styluses against screen glass and the collective, anxious breathing of three hundred teenagers praying they wouldn’t get drafted into the trench corps.
Garrett adjusted his posture on the cheap plastic chair. His lower back was still tight from sitting cross-legged on his bedroom floor for nine hours straight during the awakening, but his mind felt terrifyingly clear. The Silver-tinged Bronze core sitting quietly at the base of his skull seemed to process the data on the terminal screen before his eyes even finished scanning the lines.
Section One: Post-Calamity History and Citadel Development. Question 14: Identify the primary atmospheric trigger of the 2026 Leonid Meteor Surge and its immediate biological consequence on terrestrial fauna. Garrett didn’t even have to think. His fingers flew across the touch-keypad. Exotic particulate designated Aether-Gas introduced via orbital impact.
Unlocked latent genetic mutation pathways across 94% of non-human mammalian and avian species within thirty-six hours. Question 28: In Calamity Year 398, what technological breakthrough altered the trajectory of human survival against Rank-C and Rank-B Outland threats? The perfection of Universal Gene-Optimization Fluid by municipal researchers, allowing baseline human cellular potential to exceed the 200-kilogram physical ceiling.
It felt almost absurd answering these questions. To the kid sitting next to him—a boy from District 3 who was currently sweating through his shirt collar while chewing on his stylus—these were historical dates to be memorized for a passing mark. To Garrett, this was the blood-soaked dirt he had crawled through for a hundred years.
He remembered reading these exact historical archives in the broken libraries of outer space stations when he was an old man dying of organ failure. He finished the seventy history questions in eleven minutes, missing a couple of minor administrative dates regarding early Fort Sterling ward boundary lines simply because he couldn’t bring himself to care about thirty-year-old local municipal zoning laws.
Then came Section Two: Mutated Beast Taxonomy and Outland Biology. Garrett’s lips curved into a tiny, cold smile. Forget history—this was anatomy. Question 81: Detail the primary kinetic attack pattern and anatomical vulnerability of a Rank-E Mutated Sheep. Attack pattern: Direct frontal charge utilizing hardened frontal skull plates.
Low intelligence. Kinetic resistance against small-caliber sidearms. Vulnerability: Soft abdominal tissue behind the flank. Tactical response: Sidestep charge, execute lateral blade strike directly to the soft underbelly. Question 104: A Rank-D Mutated Boar exhibits thick subcutaneous hide capable of deflecting baseline iron-alloy blades.
Specify the most efficient strike angle for a Rank-2 Warrior. Ignore the thick hide along the spine and ribs. Drive long-blade thrusts upward beneath the neck fold at a 45-degree angle to sever the jugular vein and collapse the primary windpipe. Immediate bleed-out occurs within four seconds. Question after question flashed past.
Rank-C Horned Owls, night-hunting flight vectors, river-monsters along the muddy banks of the northern waterways, hide density, poison sac locations, scent-tracking ranges. He didn’t just know the answers from a textbook; he could still smell the copper stench of their blood, still feel the jarring vibration in his teeth from when those exact creatures had tried to rip his throat out in his past life.
He tapped the final answer icon, submitted his module, and pushed his chair back. The digital timer on his screen showed twenty-four minutes remaining. Half the room looked up as his chair scraped the floor. Mason, sitting two rows ahead with his head buried in his hands and his jaw clenched like he was trying to chew through a iron nail, turned around and gave him a wide-eyed, desperate look that clearly said How the hell are you done already?
Garrett just gave him a subtle nod, stood up, and handed his terminal token to the proctor standing at the aisle gate. The proctor, an older veteran with a missing left ear and a faded Citadel Guard patch, eyed Garrett with mild suspicion before scanning the token.
“You know if you give up early, you don’t get a retake, right kid?” the veteran grunted.
“I’m done,” Garrett said quietly.
He walked out into the drafty corridor, pulling his jacket tight against his neck. The silence of the hallway was a relief after the buzzing gym lights. He leaned against the damp concrete wall, closed his eyes, and let his mind-core pulse gently, feeling the faint, invisible tendrils of telekinetic force brushing against the dust motes floating in the cold air.
An hour later, the final bell clanged. The heavy doors slammed open, and a tide of exhausted, pale-faced students spilled out into the hall. Mason practically tackled Garrett near the drinking fountains, looking like he’d just survived an Outland ambush.
“Man, those beast questions were brutal! Did you see question ninety-two? The one about the mutated river carp? Who the hell cares how many teeth a fish has in its second row?”
“Thirty-two,” Garrett said.
“And you care if one bites through your boot when you’re crossing a marsh.”
“Whatever! I just need a passing mark on the history stuff so they let me hit the strike pads this afternoon. If I get sidelined over written papers, my old man will skin me alive.”
“You passed,” Garrett said, clapping his shoulder.
“You memorized the 475 Citadel founding dates last night, didn’t you?”
“Barely! My brain feels like scrambled eggs.” Before Mason could complain any further, the large digital scoreboard mounted above the main courtyard doors flickered to life.
The blue LED screens hummed, clearing the warning notices to display the top academic rankings for High School No. 6. A crowd of two hundred students surged toward the display, shoving and craning their necks. Rank 1: Serena Sterling — Total Score: 197/200 (History: 99, Biology: 98) A collective sigh ran through the front row of students.
Nobody was surprised. Serena had been top of the class since freshman year. Then the second line lit up in bright green letters. Rank 2: Garrett Cole — Total Score: 195/200 (History: 95, Biology: 100) The courtyard went dead silent for three full seconds.
“One hundred?” someone near the back shouted, his voice cracking.
“Who gets a perfect score on the beast section? Even the instructors miss the trick questions on the Outland flora!”
“Garrett Cole? Is that the kid from the tenements on the twenty-eighth floor?”
“Look at the history score—he beat Julian Drake by ten points!” Mason stared at the board, his jaw dropping so low it looked like it was going to unhinge.
He turned slowly toward Garrett, grabbing him by both shoulders and shaking him until Garrett’s teeth rattled.
“Holy crap, Gar! A hundred on biology? You beat every rich kid in the top district! You’re basically number one for the martial track since Serena isn’t taking the combat scout trials!” Across the crowded hall, Julian Drake stood near the main staircase, surrounded by two Wyrmslayer Syndicate scouts.
Julian was staring at the green numbers on the scoreboard, his bruised jaw twitching violently, his knuckles white as he gripped his velvet coat collar. Garrett caught Julian’s eye across the noise of the crowd, gave him a faint, unbothered smirk, and turned back toward the gym doors.
“Come on, Mase,” Garrett said softly, feeling the bronze core in his chest beating strong and steady.
“Let’s go smash some strike pads.” Steam rattled through the iron riser pipes near the gym rafters, drowning out half the proctor’s instructions.
Four hundred students crammed into the lower perimeter track, smelling of damp wool, cheap linoleum cleaner, and cold sweat. Up on the raised hardwood dais, six guild recruiters sat behind long folding tables covered in paper coffee cups and tablet terminals. The banners hanging behind them swayed in the draft: the coiled serpent of Wyrmslayer Syndicate, the dark blue lightning bolt of Tempest Lodge, the heavy iron anvil of Boreas Institute, and a half-dozen smaller regional crests fighting for leftovers.
“Batch forty-two, step up!” the head proctor barked through an amplified megaphone.
A skinny kid from District 3 shuffled to the strike pad—a heavy, floor-mounted rubber block wired to a pressurized pressure sensor. He took a shaky stance, yelled to pump himself up, and threw his right fist forward. The digital mercury bar on the pillar flickered yellow. 142 kg.
“Unqualified,” the proctor muttered without looking up.
“Next.” Kid left the mat wiping his nose, his shoulders hunched up to his ears.
Three more went up. One hit 168kg, another scraped 185kg, both falling short of the 200kg baseline required for a registered Rank-1 Warrior apprentice. The scout from Azure Sky didn’t even bother taking his eyes off his tablet screen, casually tapping through a sports feed while his cold coffee gathered film. Then Julian Drake stepped over the boundary tape.
He’d changed into a crisp, custom-tailored white training gi, the collar high enough to partially cover the dark, ugly bruise along his jaw. He didn’t look at the crowd. He walked straight to the center pad, rolled his left shoulder, and took a rigid, textbook martial stance.
“Right-hand strike first,” the proctor said.
Julian drew his elbow back, inhaled sharp through his nose, and drove his fist straight into the center of the rubber pad. BOOM. The pressurized piston beneath the floor hissed, liquid nitrogen venting from the base. The LED pillar flared bright green. 291 kg. A collective murmur went through the stands. Two hundred and ninety-one kilos raw kinetic force—nearly pushing the ceiling of a Rank-2 Warrior before even touching a single drop of gene-optimization fluid.
“Left-hand strike,” the proctor called out, showing a faint flicker of interest.
Julian shifted his weight, his left arm whipping forward. 266 kg.
“Strike frequency test,” the proctor continued.
“One second on the light-bag. Go.” Julian’s fists turned into a blur of controlled, rhythmic strikes against the suspended leather cylinder.
Thump-thump-thump-thump-thump-thump. 6.2 strikes per second. Average kinetic output: 218 kg. The scout sitting beneath the Wyrmslayer Syndicate banner—a broad-shouldered man named Holt with a scarred jaw and a heavy silver signet ring—leaned forward, a wide, predatory grin stretching across his mouth. He didn’t even wait for Julian’s reflex score to pop up on the board.
He grabbed a red digital stylus and tapped his terminal three times.
“Wyrmslayer takes the option,” Holt announced, his gravelly voice carrying across the quiet gym.
“Tier-3 apprentice contract, ten grand signing advance, priority housing credits in District 2.” Julian turned toward the crowd, his chin lifted high.
He didn’t look at the proctor. He looked right at Garrett and Mason, his swollen jaw tightening as he accepted a dark red Wyrmslayer windbreaker from an assistant. He threw the jacket over his shoulders with deliberate slowness, making sure the coiled-serpent crest was visible to every kid standing in the slum queue.
“Told you,” Mason muttered beside Garrett, his fingers twitching against his thighs.
“His old man locked that deal up three days ago. Look at him strutting around like he just killed a Rank-A beast with his bare hands.”
“Let him strut,” Garrett said softly.
“The numbers don’t lie, but they don’t buy you extra lives out in the Outlands either.”
“Batch forty-three! Gable, Mason!” Mason froze.
His big, square face went completely white.
“Go on,” Garrett shoved him gently in the small of the back.
“Don’t overthink the footwork. Just hit the damn pad.” Mason stumbled over the perimeter line, his heavy boots clacking loudly against the hardwood.
He looked massive up there—six-foot-three, shoulders like a draft horse, his faded denim jacket straining against his back as he wiped his sweaty palms on his trousers. The proctor glanced at Mason’s file on his screen, saw the low academic marks, and sighed.
“Name and district.”
“Mason Gable. District 4, Block 411.”
“Stance when ready. Right hand.” Mason didn’t use a textbook martial stance.
He didn’t wind up like Julian did, nor did he bother with the graceful hips-and-torso rotators taught in the upper-district prep academies. He just set his thick back legs into the wood, took a breath so deep his ribs expanded like an accordion, and threw his right arm forward like a swinging sledgehammer. THAM! The strike machine didn’t just hiss—it shrieked.
The heavy steel base plate groaned, the floorboards beneath the machine flexing downward as a cloud of grey dust blasted out from the nitrogen exhaust valves. The LED bar shot up past yellow, past green, straight into a flashing, violent dark red. 403 kg. The proctor dropped his tablet. It hit the hardwood with a loud clatter.
Across the scouts’ table, the man from Azure Sky choked on his coffee, coughing violently into his sleeve. Holt from Wyrmslayer sat up so fast his chair scraped two feet backward. Even the quiet, gray-haired scout sitting beneath the Tempest Lodge banner—Marcus Cross—slowly took his spectacles off, his sharp eyes fixed entirely on Mason’s broad chest.
Four hundred and three kilograms. Un-optimized, un-spliced, pure baseline muscle force. That didn’t just break the Rank-3 Warrior baseline; it smashed straight through the theoretical human ceiling.
“Left hand,” the proctor squeaked, his voice cracking completely.
Mason blinked, looking at his own right fist as if he’d never seen it before.
“Uh. Right.” He pulled his left hand back and swung.
355 kg.
“Strike frequency,” the proctor yelled, his hands shaking as he picked up his tablet.
“Go!” Mason hammered the light-bag.
He wasn’t fast—5.7 strikes per second—but every single blow landed with a dull, heavy thwack that rattled the steel mounting chain above. Average force: 312 kg. Marcus Cross stood up from the Tempest Lodge table, sweeping his paper cup aside. He pulled a dark blue velvet folder from his coat pocket and tossed it onto the center mat.
“Tempest Lodge,” Marcus declared, his deep, resonant voice cutting through the stunned silence.
“Tier-2 apprentice contract. Twenty grand signing bonus upfront, full municipal apartment upgrade for your family in the West District, and direct entry into the Lodge’s inner heavy-striker division.” Wyrmslayer’s scout, Holt, slammed his palm on the table.
“Hold on! Wyrmslayer will match the bonus and add five thousand!” Mason didn’t look at Holt.
He didn’t even look at the money numbers on the screen. He looked back toward the end of the line, caught Garrett’s eye, and saw Garrett give him a single, firm nod. Mason grabbed the blue Tempest folder off the floor.
“I’ll take Tempest.” Julian Drake stood near the Wyrmslayer bench, his dark red jacket half-slid off his shoulder, his face turned a pale, sickly grey as he stared at the red 403 blinking on the scoreboard.
“Next candidate,” the proctor called out, his hands still trembling as he cleared the pressurized sensor.
“Cole, Garrett!”